"Hello Jane, sorry I'm late"
"We're your parents being troublesome"
"Um, they're on at me again about getting a job"
"I take it your not against work on principal"
"Oh no"
"Well what sort of job would you like, if you could choose"
"Something adventerous, amusing, with a living wage and temporary"

"Tim, whats that"
"A Tramp"
"No I mean the thing he's wheeling"
"It looks like a barrel organ of some kind"

"It's a piano"
"Oh I say I do beg your pardon"
"Take the cover off if you like"
"Thank you very much"
"Oh I say"
"It's pretty"
"Like it"
"Very much"
"Want to look after it for a month?, you sounded
as if you were looking for a job"
"You mean you'd pay us to look after it"
"Seven pounds a week"
"We might discuss it later. Meanwhile as you've got your piano with you
might we have the pleasure of hearing you play"
"That;s a fair request, any special little thing you'd like"
"No, we'll leave it to you"

What's happening, I can't sit still
I stand I walk against my will
What's happening, what can this be
My feet have got control of me

I can't control my legs and feet
They misbehave on every beat
I'm not assure that I approve
Is this a seemly way to move

I've lost command, I'm swept away
The feeling's awkward, rather gay
The music took me by surprise
I hadn't time to realise

What's happening, what's happening
What's happening to me oh

Look me oh look me oh
Look me I'm dancing
I'm going on one foot instead of two
It isn't a thing I'm accustomed to

Look me oh look me oh
Look me I'm dancing
Now who would have thought 
I'm behaving this way
It isn't a thing I do everyday
It's nice for a change and I'm happy to say
I'm dancing, dancing
Dancing

I'm going backwards instead of forward
I'm spinning like a top
I'm going sideways I'm going upwards
I doubt if I can stop
Stop

Look me oh look me oh
Look me I'm dancing
My feet are so way but they got out of hand 
I leap in the air never hoping to land
I'm gay and I'm breathless and jubilant and
I'm dancing, dancing, dancing

Look me oh look me oh
Look me I'm dancing
My feet are so way but they got out of hand 
I leap in the air never hoping to land
I'm gay and I'm breathless jubilant and
I'm dancing
Dancing
Dancing

